Ești gata să-mi iei adânc bilele negre de pulă, transexuală?

My penis was on a pillow.

If you're gonna be a real fucking girl, you're gonna be punctual, do you understand me?

So what I think we're gonna do tonight, well you have nothing to do.

You don't even have to call your friends and tell them you're not coming. Fuck it.

Well, you're going to have to tuck that thing away.